What comments on Personal Ads really mean! (adult humour)

ADVENTUROUS = likes it up the bum

ATHLETIC = no boobs

30 SOMETHING = 41

FUN = annoying

WILD = gets drunk easily

BEAUTIFUL EYES = face like a robbers dog

SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = husband has dumped her for a younger model

NEW AGE = Hairy with smelly bits

HEADSTRONG = Argumentative

ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING = Alcoholic

CURVY = Fat woman

CUDDLY = Really fat woman

LIKES EATING OUT = Lazy / hopeless cook